at a supermarket
- mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
- me: ok
- me: mom where are you please
- me: mom please the line is moving fast
- me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
- employee: next
- me: faints
Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
We’re not going anywhere Junior.
Sorry fucking nerd it’s Donkey kong time
Looks like something from an RPG— maybe there’s a save point on the other side??